urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo what? aleex_mofo 2007-07-09T20:53:43Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:16319 2007-07-09T20:53:43Z 2007-07-09T20:53:43Z <p>ha ha ha ha...... midgets are still funny<br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/mightymidgets_1.jpg" /></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:15976 2007-02-18T23:19:56Z 2007-02-18T23:19:56Z <p>Here's a picture and a joke, both knitting related, which might make you smile. I will get in touch soon, i'm less busy now so will try and come see you at some point soon, drag Alison along too!! Take care, hope you enjoy....<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.musicology.ucla.edu/grads/sun/knitting/images/niddy-naughty.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"<br /><br />"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."<br /><br />"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:15811 2006-11-16T12:48:54Z 2006-11-16T12:48:54Z adema <p>Where is everone online when you are bored and have fuck all to do??<br />I guess i 'could' do uni work but that would require effort.....and thats not happening!!&nbsp; so here&nbsp;are some pictures, why not...<br /><img alt="" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/tokenscott/Random%20Funny/59928546_5be1fcf9d2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/downyfresh/Random%20Funny%20Stuff/222841_hi.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i137/Ripplesub4/funny/midget1iz1ie.gif" /><br /><br />oh well....i am now bored of searching for pictures<br /></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:15581 2006-11-14T13:44:14Z 2006-11-14T13:44:14Z <img alt="" src="http://www.pariswells.org/pics/funny/midget_jones.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/midgetgolf.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />aaaawwww......midget love!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:15123 2006-11-14T13:41:52Z 2006-11-14T13:41:52Z <img alt="" src="http://myspace-610.vo.llnwd.net/01428/01/61/1428081610_l.gif" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:15024 2006-10-25T13:15:42Z 2006-10-25T13:15:42Z <p><font size="4">Smoking Monkey....He's gotta be a ladies man!!<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://myspace-744.vo.llnwd.net/01335/44/74/1335974744_m.jpg" /></font></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:14837 2006-09-13T23:21:18Z 2006-09-13T23:21:18Z futurama <font size="4">Hello people, its been a while so here are some things to keep you amused...</font><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.goofyhumor.com/ggcartoons/442.gif" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img alt="" src="http://www.funny-ecards.com/staticfiles/holidays/midget.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.mustardsmile.com/images/midget_tn.gif" />&nbsp;<a href="http://www.funstufftodoonline.com/game324.htm"><font size="5">http://www.funstufftodoonline.com/game324.htm</font></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/oddandweird/pics/23.02.06/midgetrockband.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><font size="4">and finally for anyone who wants to send some sick but funny christmas cards this year, print off the pictures from this website...</font><br /><a href="http://www.lukasland.com/humour/Visual-Nice/Christmas-01.htm"><font size="5">http://www.lukasland.com/humour/Visual-Nice/Christmas-01.htm</font></a><br /><br /><br /><font size="4">i hope you enjoyed this</font><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:14341 2006-08-21T22:50:37Z 2006-08-21T22:50:37Z <img alt="" src="http://ca.geocities.com/jgmalette77@rogers.com/funny11.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~rr300898/bombshirt.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~rr300898/ashcan.jpg" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:14287 2006-08-08T22:34:10Z 2006-08-08T22:34:10Z no music, king of the hill I am bored, if there is anyone out there just now please reply,&nbsp;<br /><br />here is something that is kind of&nbsp;funny...<br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://216.92.151.22/images/OsamaMatriculas.gif" /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.bifsniff.com/images/cartoons/playing-god.gif" /><br /><br /><br />i know, i know...the internet is crap (apart from midget pictures but i dont&nbsp;do those anymore...unless.....) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:13838 2006-07-30T12:57:23Z 2006-07-30T13:19:30Z trivium <p>who wonders what happened to that guy who liked his 'partays' and drugs... well I found him and now he is doing french films!!!<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/Freak_Movie_Monster_21.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 381px; HEIGHT: 482px" height="684" alt="" width="489" src="http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/r/rad-ret/ratboy.jpg" /></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:13746 2006-07-25T22:51:36Z 2006-07-25T22:51:36Z <font size="4">Will this cheer you up?<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/ccp3.jpg" /><br /><br />or this...<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~tl128200/img/cute.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />this guy is kinda cool...<br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.humoronline.com/funny-baby-pictures-13.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />Hope you feel better soon<br /><br />xxx</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:13559 2006-07-23T15:08:23Z 2006-07-23T15:08:23Z avenged sevenfold A lot of people need cheered up these days, so here is a start...<br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.gocougs.net/fuskies/img/demotivivationseries/Stupidity.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />This next one is not that good but someone may find it cute...<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://lo.redjupiter.com/images/BetsyDevine/sunbathers.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funny4/midgets.jpg" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:12891 2006-06-05T22:34:18Z 2006-06-05T22:34:18Z <p align="center"><img alt="" src="http://symphonyplanet.com/glenrhodes/images/stories/trippy.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/o/images/optclillusn_circeye_lg.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.funfry.com/data/518/2Optical-Illusion-_-Black-Dots-Picture.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font color="#00ccff" size="5">COOL!!!</font></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:12612 2006-05-28T23:48:39Z 2006-05-28T23:48:39Z <p>Life is shit...<br /><br />who wants to get wasted with aleex some time soon?&nbsp;<br /><br />whenever you are free, get in touch. I will be free from now on cause I have finished uni and relationships don't work.&nbsp;<br />BOO to everything!<br /><br /><br />hmmm... I wonder where I put that extra E???<br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 355px; HEIGHT: 242px" height="289" width="355" alt="" src="http://web.syr.edu/~sslau/girls-stupid.jpg" /></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:12300 2006-05-26T11:43:15Z 2006-05-26T11:43:15Z <img alt="" src="http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~jyandell/mr-t.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><font size="7">Go see this website fools...</font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.isomedia.com/homes/tonyc/mrt/index.htm"><font size="6">http://www.isomedia.com/homes/tonyc/mrt/index.htm</font></a><br /><br /><br /><font size="7">Mr T. Vs the world!</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:12149 2006-05-09T19:12:50Z 2006-05-09T19:12:50Z <p><br /><br />I'm bored and tired.&nbsp;<br />Have you ever tried to take a class of 23, 12-year old children, along a 4 hour walk along a river?&nbsp;<br />Well it's tiring but was loads of fun. We all had out wellies and pack lunches and were enjoying the lovely weather&nbsp;<br /><br />Oh well, its back to the damn paper work again, stuck at home......</p> <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img alt="" src="http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:fhOgXQietVRghM:wuog.org/programming/uploaded_images/arthur%2520the%2520cute-ass%2520kitten-783685.jpg" /><br /><img height="337" width="259" alt="" src="http://www.biomatch.com/explanations/friend-diverse56k.jpg" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img alt="" src="http://www.davidchristie.com.au/jobsearch/images/2003-Jobsearch-Midget.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />okay i'm going...<br /></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:11786 2006-04-27T17:26:38Z 2006-07-09T11:55:55Z <font size="6">fucker</font><font size="3"> <br /></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:11658 2006-04-13T20:15:27Z 2006-04-13T20:15:27Z There is too much bitching and hate on livejournal these days.<br />There is not enough of :&nbsp;<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics4/shrimp_snacks.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.allfunpix.com/fun_signs/pics/bigbonelick.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.allfunpix.com/computer_fun/pics/copy_files.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:6kvgsSBoTq9nPM:rhml.lib.mo.us/chase/images/peaceman.jpg" />&nbsp;- This goes to everyone! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:11412 2006-03-31T21:20:59Z 2006-04-01T22:02:48Z <p><font size="5"><u>OPERATION</u> : HOBO TAKEDOWN<br /><br /></font><font size="4"><u>MISSION</u> : TO TAKE OUT ALL DRUNKEN OLD MEN IN THE EDINBURGH AREA<br /><br /><u>STATUS</u> : ONE OF OUR MEN, CODENAME 'EL HEIGRO', WAS TAKEN OUT LAST FRIDAY AT 1000 HOURS. IT WAS AN UNPROVOKED ATTACK AND AFTER LENGTHY CONSIDERATION WE HAVE COME TO THE DECISION, RETRIBUTION IS IN ORDER.<br /><br /><u>PLAN OF ACTION</u> : DUE TO THE FACT OTHER AUTHORITIES ARE ON THE CASE, ACTION MUST BE QUICK AND PAINFUL. ANY KNOWN DRUNK AND VIOLENT HOBOS SHOULD BE TARGETED AND TAKEN OUT<br /><br /><br />in case you are unfamiliar with the typical target, here are some examples,<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/bumfights.jpg" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img style="WIDTH: 179px; HEIGHT: 237px" height="237" alt="" width="197" src="http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:Vd461S61NfZ3SM:hulubei.net/tudor/photography/photos/H/o/Homeless-Man-1000x1500.jpg" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img alt="" src="http://www.backstreet.org/assistance/HomelessManEating.JPG" /><br /><font size="5"><br /><br />I NOW DECLARE HOBO HUNTING SEASON OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!</font><br /><br /><br />oh yes... there will be blood...</font></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:11036 2006-03-23T23:07:42Z 2006-03-23T23:12:44Z <font size="5">How bout him?<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.cafedebok.nl/weblog/images/images/wacko_jacko.jpg" /><br /><br />Now that's just funny!<br /><br />Okay, I will stop&nbsp;now...</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:10968 2006-03-23T23:01:52Z 2006-03-23T23:01:52Z <font size="5">Or how about this person?</font><br /><br /><br /><img height="411" width="568" alt="" src="http://209.184.141.5/laurelmountain/library/pictures/Closeup%20Dumb.jpg" /><br /><br /><font size="5">It's more weird than dumb!<br />Still funny!!!!! ha ha!</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:10529 2006-03-23T22:51:57Z 2006-03-23T22:51:57Z <p><img alt="" src="http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/images/misc/dumb-omg.jpg" /><br /><br /><font size="5">What a dumbass! Ha ha ha ha ha!</font></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:10358 2006-03-16T22:25:32Z 2006-03-16T22:26:53Z <p><font size="2"><br /><br /><br /><font color="#ff0000" size="4">'Aleex is a halfling from a race of dark skinned people who have purple wings that they can make dissappear. He is half in love with Lae'ash. Aleex can change into any animal he wishes.'</font><br /><br />go to <a href="http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/h/o/holderkin/aleex.jpg.html"><font color="#00ff00">http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/h/o/holderkin/aleex.jpg.html</font></a>&nbsp;to find out more about Aleex the Elf and all of his little friend in Elfwood! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!&nbsp;<br />now I have a stick and you cannot defeat me! and I turn into animals, mmmmmmmmmmmm, what animal? Maybe a sloth cause I could just sleep all day, or maybe one of those toads which make folk trip out, I would just lick my back all day!!!!!<br /><br />What other animal could I turn into?<br /></font></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:10115 2006-03-13T02:08:01Z 2006-03-13T02:08:01Z <p><br /><img style="WIDTH: 406px; HEIGHT: 289px" height="518" width="684" alt="" src="http://nami7.free.fr/Galerie%20d&#39;images/bizarre....jpg" /><br /><br />Isn't he cute. He looks so smart.&nbsp;<br />Kinda resembles that Hawkins guy! All he needs is a wheelchair and a robot voice!<br /><br />Why...?</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleex_mofo:9788 2006-03-10T16:31:55Z 2006-03-10T16:33:02Z <img alt="" src="http://www.almostaproverb.com/images3/Tender_side_of_Bin_Laden_thumb.jpg" /><br /><br />maybe this guy is a relative of yours?<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.kbsi23.com/mostwanted/jenkins.gif" /><br /><br />Hahahahahahaha!