what?

its been a while on this shit.......

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:53:43 GMT

ha ha ha ha...... midgets are still funny

This one's for Sarah....

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 23:19:56 GMT

Here's a picture and a joke, both knitting related, which might make you smile. I will get in touch soon, i'm less busy now so will try and come see you at some point soon, drag Alison along too!! Take care, hope you enjoy....

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."

bored at uni

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:48:54 GMT

Where is everone online when you are bored and have fuck all to do??
I guess i 'could' do uni work but that would require effort.....and thats not happening!! so here are some pictures, why not...

oh well....i am now bored of searching for pictures

cant beat a good midget (without a bat)

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:44:14 GMT

aaaawwww......midget love!!!

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:41:52 GMT

smokin'

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:15:42 GMT

Smoking Monkey....He's gotta be a ladies man!!

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 23:21:18 GMT

Hello people, its been a while so here are some things to keep you amused...

http://www.funstufftodoonline.com/game324.htm

and finally for anyone who wants to send some sick but funny christmas cards this year, print off the pictures from this website...
http://www.lukasland.com/humour/Visual-Nice/Christmas-01.htm

i hope you enjoyed this

stupid pictures...again!

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:50:37 GMT

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:34:10 GMT

I am bored, if there is anyone out there just now please reply,

here is something that is kind of funny...

i know, i know...the internet is crap (apart from midget pictures but i dont do those anymore...unless.....)

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:57:23 GMT

who wonders what happened to that guy who liked his 'partays' and drugs... well I found him and now he is doing french films!!!

GET BETTER SOON GILL!

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 22:51:36 GMT

Will this cheer you up?

or this...

this guy is kinda cool...

Hope you feel better soon

xxx

Funny, why not???

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:08:23 GMT

A lot of people need cheered up these days, so here is a start...

This next one is not that good but someone may find it cute...

Trippy!!!

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 22:34:18 GMT

COOL!!!

Everything Sucks

Sun, 28 May 2006 23:48:39 GMT

Life is shit...

who wants to get wasted with aleex some time soon?

whenever you are free, get in touch. I will be free from now on cause I have finished uni and relationships don't work.
BOO to everything!

hmmm... I wonder where I put that extra E???

Fri, 26 May 2006 11:43:15 GMT

Go see this website fools...

http://www.isomedia.com/homes/tonyc/mrt/index.htm

Mr T. Vs the world!

Tue, 09 May 2006 19:12:50 GMT

I'm bored and tired.
Have you ever tried to take a class of 23, 12-year old children, along a 4 hour walk along a river?
Well it's tiring but was loads of fun. We all had out wellies and pack lunches and were enjoying the lovely weather

Oh well, its back to the damn paper work again, stuck at home......

okay i'm going...

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 17:26:38 GMT

fucker

..................

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:15:27 GMT

There is too much bitching and hate on livejournal these days.
There is not enough of :

- This goes to everyone!

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:20:59 GMT

OPERATION : HOBO TAKEDOWN

MISSION : TO TAKE OUT ALL DRUNKEN OLD MEN IN THE EDINBURGH AREA

STATUS : ONE OF OUR MEN, CODENAME 'EL HEIGRO', WAS TAKEN OUT LAST FRIDAY AT 1000 HOURS. IT WAS AN UNPROVOKED ATTACK AND AFTER LENGTHY CONSIDERATION WE HAVE COME TO THE DECISION, RETRIBUTION IS IN ORDER.

PLAN OF ACTION : DUE TO THE FACT OTHER AUTHORITIES ARE ON THE CASE, ACTION MUST BE QUICK AND PAINFUL. ANY KNOWN DRUNK AND VIOLENT HOBOS SHOULD BE TARGETED AND TAKEN OUT

in case you are unfamiliar with the typical target, here are some examples,

I NOW DECLARE HOBO HUNTING SEASON OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!

oh yes... there will be blood...

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 23:07:42 GMT

How bout him?

Now that's just funny!

Okay, I will stop now...

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 23:01:52 GMT

Or how about this person?

It's more weird than dumb!
Still funny!!!!! ha ha!

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:51:57 GMT

What a dumbass! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Aleex the halfling

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 22:25:32 GMT

'Aleex is a halfling from a race of dark skinned people who have purple wings that they can make dissappear. He is half in love with Lae'ash. Aleex can change into any animal he wishes.'

go to http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/h/o/holderkin/aleex.jpg.html to find out more about Aleex the Elf and all of his little friend in Elfwood! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
now I have a stick and you cannot defeat me! and I turn into animals, mmmmmmmmmmmm, what animal? Maybe a sloth cause I could just sleep all day, or maybe one of those toads which make folk trip out, I would just lick my back all day!!!!!

What other animal could I turn into?

The Smartest Monkey in the World!

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 02:08:01 GMT

Isn't he cute. He looks so smart.
Kinda resembles that Hawkins guy! All he needs is a wheelchair and a robot voice!

Why...?

For Jenkins...

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:31:55 GMT

maybe this guy is a relative of yours?

Hahahahahahaha!